January 2012
bada-boombada-bing:
My exact reaction to this:
December 2011
THE BOYS ON TUMBLR THINK I'M PRETTY.
TAKE THAT EXBOYRFRIENDS
muahahahaha
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me on the last day of 2011
How my dog feels about anonymous hate
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imma get so sober, dude. and tomorrow imma be hungunder as hell.
Happy Birthday, Lord Voldemort. December 31, 1926.
Yeah motherfuckers you can find me
doing the wop to indie electronica
with a hair straightner in my hand
come at meeeeeee
I've decided to be artsy and ironic for this New...
According to Crayola, the twelfth color they created was called “bittersweet”.
At least according to this one site.
New Years Eve in my brain
what am I doing? what am I wearing? where am I going? are there going to be cameras? stupid facebook tags. didn’t I wear this last year?what am I doing to my hair? do I need hair? i didn’t make any fucking resolutions. can i bring motherfuckers their christmas shit, or?
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IM GOING TO BE A FAT WHORE. AND LOVE IT. I WILL...
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fuggdis replied to your post: it’s hard to follow girls like brosiedon and…
strap-on?….
it’s not the same, fuggy. :(
Reblog if your url doesnt have the word 'mermaid'...
panda-loves-pig:
yeah. keeping it original.
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mikeluv27:
existingbarbie:
omfg!
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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shesaysheinlovewitmygang reblogged your post: it’s hard to follow girls like brosiedon and…
them with.. you can watch us… and join if the mood fits you so…
that may just be the creepiest compliment i’ve ever gotten, but i applaud you on your brazen offer and am grateful in return.
it’s hard to follow girls like brosiedon and marfellow
because it makes me want to do them
with a boner of which i do not posess
halp
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zombieslutfromhell:
oh thank you commercial, I was wondering where I can become a part of the kids bop club
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You're dirtier than nuns doing squats in a...
i think i like a boy. like, like.
i haven’t liked anyone since you. and i fell in love with you, we were together for years.
i could still be in love with you. he doesn’t live super close, but he’s sweet, and he likes me. and he’s funny and he likes me. and we talked on the phone for three hours and he likes me. i could just like him because he’s paying attention...